Official Unicorn Hail Satan shirt

I received my Unicorn “Hail Satan” shirt in the mail yesterday. It has an all seeing eye on it too!!! It’s cute and evil all at the same time. Awesome. Found this cute unicorn Satan t-shirt on Amazon I thought I’d share with you all! If you like unicorns and Satan this shirt is for you! Please copy and paste this to your status if you’re constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won’t copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they’re sarcastic by nature. If you don’t copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the government wins, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons because of something to do with tomatoes.
Oh, and hail satan. Some wise man used to say that you get your best ideas when you’re taking a dump. I was doing so and this really cool melody got in my head. I’ve spent my night trying to work on a midi based demo for us to rehearse in Unicorn Hail Satan shirt. A heavy and dark winter is coming for Seraph. Hail Satan and pink, blood-sucking unicorns!

Official Unicorn Hail Satan shirt, tank-top, hoodie and longsleeve t-shirts

I do not, and never will, encourage the use of drugs whether it be smoking, inhaling, injecting, or consumption or any other methods. I am not a hardcore pothead who smokes it for unicorns shitting rainbows and singing love songs. Well, at first I was and then I actually started reading into it and Unicorn Hail Satan shirt side of it. After years of taking multiple pills a day for pain relief from my osteoporosis, I just smoked a cone or two. What’s two cones every now and again compared to 4-5 pain meds every 4hrs?If you are against drugs and what not, I don’t want to hear about it. I don’t want to read about you being a 13yr old pothead who listens to heavy metal and is into skateboards. I’m 21, and I listen to heavy metal and I’m into skateboards. doesnotimpressmeonebit.gif Any who.. Smoke meth and hail Satan. HAAAH! U ENKURIDGED ET RYT THRE DEKHED! Modern eclectic arts and neo-paganism was playing the ‘post office game”… at the end of the message it might read: “odinn the norse god of mordor on his unicorn pentacalis as he fights Unicorn Hail Satan shirt against the mighty greek god “kraken” over the last few lands of renefest…
(hail mighty satanic leader thor) his battle chant..